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Rules to survive the zombie apocolypse as quoted by Columbus.

  • Rule #1:   Cardio- ensure to maintain a healthy running speed.
  • Rule #2:   Beware of Bathrooms- zombies like to get you when you are helpless and vulnerable.
  • Rule #3:   Seatbelt- wear one, zombies rarely do.
  • Rule #4:   Double Tap- don't spare that extra ammo.
  • Rule #17: Don't be a Hero/Be a Hero
  • Rule #18: Limber up- make sure to stretch or you may pull a muscle.
  • Rule #22: When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out- Plan your escape, should you need to leave quickly.
  • Rule #31: Check the Back Seat- zombies like to sneak up on you.
  • Rule #32: Enjoy the little things- in the zombie apocolypse, good things are hard to come by, so enjoy the little things (Columbus learns this from Tallahassee).
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